Pretty women
Confessions
Videos of dogs
Pictures of girls with round faces at landmarks
Birds-eye views of dinner tables
Brunch
Jokes about brunch
Jokes about people who like brunch
Women who think enjoying wine is fundamental to their personality
Jokes about women who think enjoying wine is fundamental to their personality
Cutesy elderly couples
People who’ve had cancer but are still alive
People missing limbs and running marathons
Sick children
Sick children being pushed in carriages over marathon courses by people missing limbs
Children acting like adults
Dogs acting like people
People loving dogs like they are children
Women who apply makeup well
Men who apply makeup better than women
Makeup
Pictures of hot women not wearing makeup but still looking hot
Videos where food is made quickly by phantom hands
Recipe videos that are impossibly easy and impossibly clean
Colorful food
Cleanliness
Traveling to places where water is a nice shade of blue
A subjective camera view of a woman’s back as she’s holding the hand of the person who has the camera and leads him toward water that is a nice shade of blue
Apple-esque modern design
Teens who like pizza
Adults acting like teens and liking pizza
Misplaced priorities
Gains when they mean making butts rounder
Women getting stronger when it means they are thinner and rounder
People who seem one age but are another
Cats being bastards
Unlikely animal pairings
You not getting your work done.*
**Will add more later.
